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  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
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giggleswan:

get to know me meme : [2/5] favorite relationshipsCharah (Chuck)

"You know… Morgan has this crazy idea."
"What is it?"
"He thinks that, with one kiss, you’ll remember everything."
"One magical kiss?"
"Yeah. I know it’s…"
"Chuck?"
"Yeah?"
"Kiss me."

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flightcub:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

I’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!’

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

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bloggish:

so i made australian prime minister valentines

why did i do this what has my life become

BONUSES:

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(note: all prime ministers from Menzies onward are included, with the exceptions of McEwen, Gorton and McMahon, on the grounds of being too obscure to make any jokes about that anyone would get (also, in McEwen’s case, on the grounds of only being pm for 18 days.))

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  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pudding around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
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hobanwashburnes:


“You said I saw something in her eyes. You were right. There was a certainty that I’ve never seen before, and I don’t know how to explain it other than to say I felt… for the first time that we were supposed to win. Why are you letting me live?”“Something that I saw in her eyes as well. Pity.”“Pity for who?”“For all of us.”

Fringe, 5x02 In Absentia

hobanwashburnes:

“You said I saw something in her eyes. You were right. There was a certainty that I’ve never seen before, and I don’t know how to explain it other than to say I felt… for the first time that we were supposed to win. Why are you letting me live?”
“Something that I saw in her eyes as well. Pity.”
“Pity for who?”
“For all of us.”

Fringe, 5x02 In Absentia

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dalekpoetry:

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wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

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decides to check anna torv tag

immediately regrets

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fuckyeahgreatplays:

Even in the play in my dreams last night, I thought production values were lacking and disagreed with the use of space.

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