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"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

- William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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toyota:

white person: I am sorry I killed your natives & enslaved your ancestors, I was hacked

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
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How could you possibly fathom that?
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

loki-in-middle-earth:

a-lot-of-stories-to-tell:

groot-the-raccoon:

loki-iago:

taylormarriieee:

avengers-age-of-booty:

minimini:

theheroeshero:

daily-asgardian-news:

So many things to throw on the ground…

This is the most amazing thing

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

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MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE! WHAT YOU THINK IM STUPID? MAAAAAN!

Happy Birthday to the GROUNNNNNNND

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ALWAYS REBLOG!

I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS!

and they tasered me in the butt-hole 

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  • other person: -charges at me wielding a machete, screaming; chops off both of my arms before screaming more and running off-
  • me: sorry
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actionwolfe:

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

This is amazing..,

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ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

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baruchsbalthamos:

what the fuck is the lad bible and why do i feel physically threatened every time it shows up in my facebook feed

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