Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

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Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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Old Hollywood Avengers

(because Tony throwing Gatsby-like parties is perfect)

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  • Question: What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it? - Anonymous
  • Answer:




    50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

    It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

    While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

    Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

    It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.


    Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society

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  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)
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  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
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get to know me meme : [2/5] favorite relationshipsCharah (Chuck)

"You know… Morgan has this crazy idea."
"What is it?"
"He thinks that, with one kiss, you’ll remember everything."
"One magical kiss?"
"Yeah. I know it’s…"
"Kiss me."

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I’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!’

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum


if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

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so i made australian prime minister valentines

why did i do this what has my life become






(note: all prime ministers from Menzies onward are included, with the exceptions of McEwen, Gorton and McMahon, on the grounds of being too obscure to make any jokes about that anyone would get (also, in McEwen’s case, on the grounds of only being pm for 18 days.))

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  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pudding around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
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